do you see him? do you see the little tiepnsy? christoph doom schneider is so adornale and the cutest tootsit. he is the little tiepnsy in real life.

he is so fucking cute and at the same time he manages to make me dangerously unwise. fucking look at him. this fucking picture lives in my head rent free 24/7. he is built different in the perfect way.

do you see this shit? one of if not my favorite picture of him. that's a man begging to be pegged do you see what he's fucking wearing he has FISHNETS for fucks sake i don't give a fat holy christopher FUCK who you are if you think schneider is a top i'm stealing something from your fucking house you have to be literally braindead or just fucking stupider than someone on life support to think he's a god damn top

"domina isn't for me" my fucking ASS are you people seeing this shit 7 fucking years later he's literally a fem(boy)dom what the fuck man you lying whore!!! you're lying to yourself if you don't think his wife pegs him every other wednesday